haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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