She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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