bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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