I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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