peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize