Pappa wants mamma naked
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Randomize