I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Drunk is not a location!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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