Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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