Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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