If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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