she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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