you would pick up someone in the library
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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