I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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