pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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