This girl is more easily done than said...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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