TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We are two peas in an std pod
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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