i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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