bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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