Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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