scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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