8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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