So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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