Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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