No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
His hands were made for my vagina.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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