...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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