I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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