Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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