So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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