Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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