she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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