I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
