yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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