I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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