i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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