Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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