your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
