remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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