We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize