Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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