He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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