apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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