Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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