he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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