You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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