is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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