im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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