So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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