yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think a kid would responsible me up
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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