it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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