Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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