I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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