My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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