i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Watching her eat just hurts me
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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