We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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