hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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Have fun and good luck.
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