you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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