Having a random hookup so left but love u
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
